Midi Money · Roast My Beat
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Roast My BeatAI

Our AI A&R is savage, honest, and allergic to mid. Drop a beat and get a data-backed 3-point breakdown — scored against what's actually charting right now.

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Loudness (est. LUFS)

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-20sweet spot-4

Arrangement — energy drop

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std 12s
you
0s15s30s+

Mix balance & vocal pocket

Low
<250Hz
Mid
250Hz–4k
High
>4kHz

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🔥 The Heat — what's working

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🛠️ The Lab — what needs work

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💡 The Fix — your next move

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Loudness is an in-browser BS.1770-style estimate; benchmarks are current commercial averages, not genre-specific. Directional guidance, not a mastering meter. Taste is yours — the data is just the map.